SLINK JOHNSON ICONS TEE - TALL GUY EDITION
SLINK JOHNSON™ ICONS TEE — TALL GUY EDITION
This one ain’t for everybody.
This is for the ones who really know.
The SLINK JOHNSON™ Icons Tee puts the spotlight where it belongs—a bold, full-size portrait up top, backed by a lineup of the iconic characters that made Slink Johnson a cult legend. If you recognize every face at the bottom without needing an explanation, congratulations—you’re the target audience.
This shirt is a walking résumé.
A badge of loyalty.
A quiet flex that says “I’ve been here.”
And yes—this one was built for the TALL GUYS.
As a fellow tower, Slink Johnson is obligated to serve his tall brethren. No belly shirts. No awkward fits. These sizes are tailored for the vertically blessed, so you can finally wear a graphic tee that hits right where it’s supposed to.
Product Details
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Weight: 5.4 oz.
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Fabric: 50% cotton / 50% polyester
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Sustainability: Made with up to 5% recycled polyester from plastic bottles
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Construction:
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Rib knit collar
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Back neck tape for added comfort and durability
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Fit: Comfortable, everyday wear with extended sizing options for tall frames
Why It Hits Different
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Large hero image of Slink Johnson front and center
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Smaller character lineup for the real fans
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Designed for comfort, longevity, and presence
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Tall-guy approved—because representation matters in length too
This isn’t merch.
It’s membership.
If you know the characters, you know the jokes.
If you know the jokes, you know the man.
SLINK JOHNSON™ — REAL FANS ONLY.